"Tango, as we are slowly beginning to understand, is likely to be a low-cost version of Windows Phone that Nokia can use to sell cheap handsets around the world, in markets that might not be able to support a full-priced smartphone." Oh. That would be clever.

Dear Mr & Mrs Cameron, Why did you never take the time to teach your child basic morality?

Research with British and US offenders suggests nutritional deficiencies may play a key role in aggressive bevaviour

"How can you cease to believe in law and order, a moral universe, co-operation, the purpose of existence, and yet still believe in sportswear? How can you despise culture but still want the flatscreen TV from the bookies?"